Things would be very different now, hey, chickens have lives, too!
He had never been a chicken before, but life on the farm can't be all bad.
A rooster passes by, a friendly sort of chap who says, "Hey! How're you doin'? You’re the new 'chick' around here, huh?"
"Yeah, it's my first time, and I feel like I'm about ready to explode!"
He says, "Take it in stride, you'll get used to it, you're just ovulating."
"I'm what?!?!?"
"Yeah", he says, "Ovulating, y'know, you're gonna' lay an egg any minute now.
One, sort of a grunt, later, there was an egg, quickly followed by a second egg, as maternal instincts began to overwhelm him with an affectionate sort of warmth.
He was about to lay the third egg, when suddenly, something hit him in the back of the head!
"Wake up Harry!" "You shit the bed!!!"
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