Wheels

She's a tomboy, Annie, and that's all there is to it! Phil, calm down, it's just a phase she's going through. Phase schmase, she never wears a skirt, she's out to all hours of the night. Phil, you don't know your own daughter. Oh, don't I? Maybe you don't! First it's a pair of padded gloves, like a boxer. Then a helmet and a "New set of wheels". She buys new "wheels" every time the wind blows! Damned Roller Derby Queens!